Thursday, August 23, 2012

My Life in bullet points


  • Ive changed jobs. Im still a financial advisor, but at a different firm. Im super happy and totally overwhelmed at the same time. More on that later...
  • Ive lost 12 pounds in a little less than two months. Boo ya bitches. There is hardly a better feeling than fitting into outfits in the depths of your closet. The outfits you never thought you'd see again, and you had basically written off as impossible. Love this. Although the excitement makes me want to eat a bowl of rotel cheese dip, I will try for the last ten so I can get down to that wedding gown weight one day.
  • I dont understand this four square thing
  • I cant stand the Walter White character from Breaking Bad. (Bryan Cranson is much more lovable as the quirky dad from Malcom in the Middle). This show is suppose to be ground breaking, but that character is ruining it for me. Dexter's return is way overdue. At this rate, im even looking forward to Game of Thrones; never thought id say that.
  • Roll Tide.
  • My neighbor two house up got chickens. Ya'll know me, I LOVE me some chickens, and if it were up to me, I would also have chickens because fresh eggs are amazing. However, my dogs are not convinced that these chickens are nothing more than fresh meat, and so we must endure their constant barking every morning, during the day while the boys try and nap, and every evening. My neighbors are probably pissed that my dogs never shut up, but its not my fault, it's those damn chickens!
  • My boys are almost 9 months old. What in the world is happening there?

Thursday, August 2, 2012

New Obsession?

We cant text and drive here in Alabama as of yesterday (which I completely agree with) but who says we cant take pictures at stop lights? You all know I love loath me some "family stickers" on the back of cars. They are so out of control these day and are completely ridiculous. I thought it couldnt get any worse, but thats what I get for thinking.


A GMC is a big truck, and thats a very big picture shellacked to the back of that SUV. I cant believe some 13 year old boy hasnt drawn a mustache on that little girl yet. This is not only telling some deviant, "Hey I have a daughter" but also "here is what she looks like!" NOT OK! When will people learn... Please collect images if you see these, because they are amazing/awful and I hope they dont become a fad-for those kid's sake.