1000 ways to Die

Has anyone else seen this show?

It's on Spike, and literally broadcasts one thousand different ways one might find themselves killed dead. This is an odd idea for a show already, but then they broadcast the death with extremely cheesy reinactments. This is what my hypocondriact husband was watching tonight. Rediculous ways you can die:

-an old man dies at the wheel of his parked vintage car, while on a hill. MEANWHILE, a guy down the street robs a gas station. He runs out into the road just as the car's emergency brake fails, and the dead guy and the car go rolling down the hill, striking the robber just as he comes running out of the station.
or
-the man who goes to the emergency room for the 5 straight weeks because he cant stop shoving stuff up his butt. When the nurse walks out, he decides to tape together nine thermometers, put them up there, and then sit back down. The sitting breaks glass all up in his hole, slicing nerves, and sending mercury into his bloodstream. done.
or
-a man who, while in Hawaii, becomes obsessed with a hula dancer. He crashes a Luau where she is performing, but she rejects him. Crushed, he starts chugging Mai Tai's. A few drinks later, he is drunk and decides to join in with the fire dancers. Then he catches fire and burns to death.

These stories are so elaborate, they can only show like 5 deaths an episode. That's alot of episodes to reach 1000. Needless to say, luckily we have some Madmen to watch.